->TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes\\
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"\\
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it\\
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet\\
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"\\
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
-->-- '''Dave Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Quiet Caveman, the adults are talking."''
-->-- '''[[EvilGenius Dr. M]]''', ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''

->''"You're a repressed, withdrawn adolescent and I've got a degree so shut up!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BenElton''', ''Alfresco''

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