Quotes / Not Distracted by the Sexy

See that? Man's immune to sweater yams.
Zoe, Fanboys

I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy!
A.N.N.A. (Peter), Family Guy

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride
To show the royal villagers her fine and pure white hide
The most observant man of all, an engineer of course,
Was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse

Uh uh. That's bait.

"That's why being asexual is AWESOME!"

Don: Oh, excuse me. Where'd Miss Selden go?
Dancer: She just grabbed her things and bolted. [flirtatiously] Anything I can do?
Don: Sorry, I don't have time to find out.