[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''Kojiro:''' When was the longest time that she stayed away? \\
'''Kirino:''' That's got to be that one time! That one time! \\
'''Kojiro:''' Oh, ''that'' time!
-->-- ''Manga/BambooBlade''

->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->-- ''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.\\
'''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''


[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?\\
'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->-- ''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}: Dr. Carp's Experiment''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''[[ComicBook/BlackWidow Natasha Romanoff]]:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Clint Barton]]:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''

->Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him half out of his armor, ''Film/IronMan''

->(''Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her'')\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
(''Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath'')\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''



->There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,\\
Or would sit making lace in the bow:\\
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,\\
Though none of the sailors knew how.
-->-- ''Literature/TheHuntingOfTheSnark''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
-->-- '''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''


[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh... uh... Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->-- '''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''Calvin and Hobbes''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Varric:''' (''on how his crossbow got [[ICallItVera her name]]'') There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell.\\
'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!\\
'''Varric:''' (''chuckles'') [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.

->'''Barney''': You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? [[TeleporterAccident Because I still have nightmares about that cat.]]\\
'''Alyx''': What cat?\\
'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now, we've made major strides since then... ''major'' strides.\\
'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.\\
Legally, I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.
-->-- '''Nick''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their [[NoodleImplements Molotov cocktails]].
-->-- '''Rick Ajax''', ''Unbound Saga''

->Events always seem to unfold wherever I go. Like Chicago a few years ago. ...It's a bother to explain.
-->-- '''Beckett''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''



->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.
-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->-- '''Chris Livingston''', creator of ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->[[color:blue:EB: how'd you get it then?]]\\
[[color:orange:TG: shenanigans]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: ok.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Dora:''' Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh.\\
'''Hannelore:''' We don't... we don't talk about that day.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->And I made ''no'' friends buying the spork!
-->-- '''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use the Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants.
-->-- ''LetsPlay VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use
-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"]]

->That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Johnny''': Music/{{Mandy|Moore}} has made a knife out of her lollipop!\\
'''Nick''': Y'know, that kind of thing is exactly what kept me alive in Alaska. That, and the fact that I was a very good dancer.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''

->I'd...rather not talk about it.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Pleakley''': Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.\\
'''Jumba''': I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.\\
'''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

->That's the second biggest tongue I have ever seen!
-->-- '''Clay''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''