->They embrace and Tommy teases, “What, no kiss?” I believe this is called The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name For A Damned Good Reason.
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' recap of ''HudsonHawk''

->"[[AnAesop This teaches us all a valuable lesson]]—[[SpoofAesop rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it]]."
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop Death Note Abridged Series]] ([[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/11/ZtfZ4H_8SgU Hikaripop]])''

->"[[NoIndoorVoice YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOR ME! FOREVER]]!"
-->-- Loud Howard, ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}''

->"You know, I USED to like sex. Now, I'll never touch another human-being again."
-->-- WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh
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