Quotes / Night of the Comet

Regina Belmont: "C'mon Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives."

Willy the Zombie: "If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?"

Willy the Zombie: "You wouldn't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmare, you wouldn't believe."

Willy the Zombie: "Let's play a game. It's called 'scary noises'."

Regina Belmont: "You may as well face the facts Samantha. The whole burden of civilization has fallen upon us."

Samantha Belmont: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Regina Belmont: It means we do not cross against the light!"

Danny Mason Keener: (after nearly hitting Samantha with his BMW) "Gawd, I'm sorry but you shouldn't cross against the light like that."

Samantha Belmont: "Nice car."

Danny Mason Keener: "Thanks, I have 23 of them. You want to go for a ride?"

Samantha Belmont: (to her stepmother, about the latter's new boyfriend) "You were born with an asshole, you don't need Chuck."

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