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Quotes: Night of the Living Mooks

"The dead make good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, never surrender, and don't stop fighting when a random body part falls off."
Nevinyrral, Necromancer's Handbook (as mentioned in Flavor Text for the Magic: The Gathering card Drudge Skeletons)

Zombie guards! Seize him! Tell me that isn't fun to say.
Judge Mentok, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law