Quotes / Naughty Nuns

"How do we know nuns wear underpants? Who checks?"

"The requirement for young ladies to cover their hair in a biblical fashion was lifted in the early nineties when they realized that church hats actually look really pimpin' and hence are evil."
Rational Wiki on Bob Jones University

A troupe of nuns sang a psalm, while a superior sister fulminated against sin. As Kate got closer, she saw the nuns' habits were abbreviated to display legs more suited to the cancan than kneeling in penitence. Their order required fishnet stockings and patent leather boots. The sermon was illustrated with lashes from a riding crop a chastisement eagerly sought by gentlemen for whom the punishment was more delightful than the sin.


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