-> ''My enemies are many. My equals are none...''
-->-- '''Napoleon''', '''''[[VideoGame/NapoleonTotalWar Napoleon: Total War]]'''''

->''From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us.''
-->--'''Napoleon''',

->''Wherever wood can swim, there I am sure to find this flag of England.''
-->--'''Napoleon'''

-> ''You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a '''bonfire''' under her deck? [[ItWillNeverCatchOn I have no time for such nonsense]].''
-->--'''Napoleon''' to Robert Fulton, who was trying to convince him to buy his steamship. Oops.

->''Oh, Napoleon was the fightin'-est man you ever knew,''\\
''And everyone he fought with, he subdued—''\\
''But the King-a and the Queen-a''\\
''Sent him off to St. Helena,''\\
''Just because they didn't like his Attitude!''
-->--'''Katnip Kollege (1939) '''