History Quotes / MundaneSolution

'''Brad''': Well the best solution would be to shoot the guy.

-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Sarge and Simmons discussing how to rescue Private Donut from underneath a ship.

->'''Sarge''': Now if only there was someway to tap into our inner rage. Like that [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] fella. Dagnabit, there's never any gamma radiation around when you need it!\\

->No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

->''The warlock raised the inscribed knife.''\\
''"That won't work. No more magic." Hap slapped the Warlock's hand away and took the Warlock by his bony throat.''\\
''The Warlock's hand brushed easily aside, and came back, and up. Hap wrapped his arms around his belly and backed away with his eyes and mouth wide open. He sat down hard.''\\
''"A knife always works," said the Warlock.''\\
''"Oh," said Hap.''\\
''"I worked the metal myself, with ordinary blacksmith's tools, so the knife wouldn't crumble when the magic was gone. The runes aren't magic. They only say--"''\\
''"Oh," said Hap. "Oh." He toppled sideways.''

->'''Sarge''': Now if only there was someway to tap into our inner rage. Like that [[ComicBook/IncredibleHulk Hulk]] fella. Dagnabit, there's never any gamma radiation around when you need it!
->'''Simmons''': Well, what if we tried getting into the ship and lowering the landing gear. That might raise the ship--
->'''Sarge''': --Or, we can build an army of clones that can lift the ship!--
->'''Simmons''': I think the jack in the Warthog might be able to lift it--
->'''Sarge''': --Could develop a machine that shrinks the ship. Or that makes Donut gigantic! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Or both.]]
->'''Simmons''': Or we could try digging underneath the hull.
->'''Sarge''': I've got it! A levitation ray.

->''There is no [[ElementalRockPaperScissors type resistance]] to 'baseball bat'.''
->''I will consider actually leaving it to the professionals for a change.''
->''Experience has proved that taking down a Pokextinction base is most effectively done by raid or infiltration, not by approaching the local planning council with a demolition notice.''
->''We are not going to be able to simply buy Pokextinction out.''
->''Encouraging the Extinctionist minions to form a union is charming but pointless.''
->''Even if it’s actually a good idea, the human authorities will notice if we get the Water-types to re-direct a river through the Pokextinction base. Guess it’ll be the old-fashioned way, then.''

->''The warlock raised the inscribed knife.''
->''"That won't work. No more magic." Hap slapped the Warlock's hand away and took the Warlock by his bony throat.''
->''The Warlock's hand brushed easily aside, and came back, and up. Hap wrapped his arms around his belly and backed away with his eyes and mouth wide open. He sat down hard.''
->''"A knife always works," said the Warlock.''
->''"Oh," said Hap.''
->''"I worked the metal myself, with ordinary blacksmith's tools, so the knife wouldn't crumble when the magic was gone. The runes aren't magic. They only say--"''
->''"Oh," said Hap. "Oh." He toppled sideways.''

->"Taylor?" a feminine voice said with equal caution. "Taylor, it's Amy."
-> "How did you get my number?" I demanded, sitting up in my bed now.
-> "I checked the phone book," came Amy's swift reply. "Do you realize just how uncommon a name Hebert is around here?"

->"A knife always works," said the Warlock.
->"Oh," said Hap.
->"I worked the metal myself, with ordinary blacksmith's tools, so the knife wouldn't crumble when the magic was gone. The runes aren't magic. They only say--"
->"Oh," said Hap. "Oh." He toppled sideways.

->'''Sarge''': Now if only there was someway to tap into our inner rage. Like that ComicBook/{{Hulk}} fella. Dagnabit, there's never any gamma radiation around when you need it!

->''Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until VideoGame/{{Doom}}, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...''

-->-- From the ''[[GenreSavviness How to Survive a Pokeumans Story]]'' and ''[[ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Things Not to Do in a Pokeumans Base]]'' posts in the ''Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}}'' FanVerse.

->'''Simmons''': Well what if we tried getting into the ship and lowering the landing gear. That might raise the ship-
->'''Sarge''': -Or, we can build an army of clones that can lift the ship!-
->'''Simmons''': I think the jack in the Warthog might be able to lift it-
->'''Sarge''': -Could develop a machine that shrinks the ship. Or that makes Donut gigantic! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Or both.]]
->'''Simmons''': Or we could try digging underneath the hole.

->'''Sarge''': Now if only there was someway to tap into our inner rage. Like that {{Hulk}} fella. Dagnabit, there's never any gamma radiation around when you need it!

->'''Simmons''': I think the jack in the warthog might be able to lift it-
->'''Sarge''': -Could develop a machine that shrinks the ship. Or that makes Dount Gigantic! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Or both.]]

->'''Sarge''': I've got it! a levitation ray.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Sarge and Simmons discussing how to rescue Dount from underneath a ship

-->-- '''Vlad Taltos''', from the ''{{Dragaera}}'' series

-->- Vlad Taltos, from the ''{{Dragaera}}'' series

-->- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Sarge and Simmons discussing how to rescue Dount from underneath a ship.

-->- {{Red vs Blue}}, Sarge and Simmons discussing how to rescue Dount from underneath a ship.

->'''Sarge''': -Could develop a machine that shrinks the ship. Or that makes Dount Gigantic! Or both.

-->- Vlad Taltos, from the ''{{Dragaera}}'' series

-->No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.