"PROTIP: If you have creative issues with something, and you want to blame the director, make sure the person you're pointing fingers at is actually the director, first."
— A forum post detailing the excessive scapegoating of Tetsuya Nomura, but this applies regardless.
"The final proverbial nail in the coffin was that "this is Working Designs, and this game really blows". If this game was made by THQ it would've gotten a 4. However, like I said, this is Working Designs and my score dropped one last time for this frisbee to a 1. Thank you very little."
"Have The Rolling Stones killed."
"I feel sorry for Game Freak. They made a handheld juggernaut and it seems I'm the only one who knows they're the ones who made the games.
— A forum post.
"I went to get a soda from the vending machine, only to find out it's out of order. THANKS OBAMA!"