->''"I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby."''
-->-- '''Music/BarenakedLadies''', "Falling for the First Time"

->''"Brave Sir Robin ran away\\
Bravely ran away, away\\
When danger reared it's ugly head,\\
He bravely turned his tail and fled\\
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about\\
And gallantly he chickened out"''

->''There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead!\\
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade, as he told of bold battles and gold he had made!\\
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red, when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said...\\
"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead! Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"\\
And so then came the clashing and slashing of steel, as the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal!\\
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no moooooree... when his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!''
-->--'''"Ragnar the Red"''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->''Now [[TakeThat Callias the naval man]] is at his best ashore\\
Where he can show his seamanship in actions by the score\\
And when they see his [[{{Fanservice}} lion-skin]] the girls cry out for more\\
It's the way they do things now.''
-->–-'''[[Creator/{{Aristophanes}} The Frogs]]''', Robert Fagles translation

->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magic's got nothing to do with it. Trixie's just a loudmouth.\\
'''Rarity:''' ''Most'' unpleasant.\\
'''Applejack:''' All hat and no cattle.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', "Boast Busters"

->Captain's log, stardate, the year of the tiger. The battle has been bravely fought, and the suffering of our troops beyond measure. But the alien is invulnerable, and our defeat inevitable. That much is obvious, even from my remote command post here at the Times Square Applebee's.
-->-- '''Zapp Brannigan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->And so, the Coon had returned with the dark lord {{Cthulhu|Mythos}}! Upon seeing Cthulhu in person, Mintberry Crunch heroically dashed off, to, to save the day! With Minty coolness he hurried back home!... and heroically watched ''Series/JudgeJudy'', knowing that his superhero friends were probably just fine without him!
-->--'''Mintberry Crunch''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->I enlisted in the army of the United States at seventeen; went to the Pacific; did nothing useful--I was just there, as [[RichardNixon Nixon]] used to say, WHEN THE BOMBS WERE FALLING. But, actually, the bombs were not falling on either of us: he was a naval officer making a fortune playing poker...
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Vanity Fair'', 1999

->[[Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme Van Damme]] was there with Seagal, [[Creator/BruceWillis Willis]], [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]], Shaquille O Neal, Don Johnson and {{Madonna}}, it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal [[IHaveToIronMyDog made some excuse and left]]. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere pulled a Houdini.]]
-->--'''Creator/SylvesterStallone''' on Creator/StevenSeagal

->I really don’t know how this kind of press mentality still exists. That Palmer sure was brave to try to walk off a torn ACL, but you know what makes him even braver? THE FACT THAT HE WAS WILLING TO [[CausticCritic FACE MY POISON PEN!]] It doesn’t get must more Lupica than that. You’re not a real man until you explain your injury to the dude with the notepad who was hogging all the free Aquafina five minutes before the conference started.
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/not-all-hot-takes-are-stupid-1657804265 Drew Magary]]''', "Not All Hot Takes Are Stupid!"

->A divine vessel of peace, Steven Seagal [[{{Hypocrite}} carries a concealed weapon]] at all times, and supposedly had a custom tuxedo made for the Academy Awards, capable of concealing two guns, in case one of the enemies he'd made as an international man of mystery decided to take him out onstage, mowing down Creator/AngelaLansbury as collateral damage...The most famous tale, Seagal's 'Creator/EddieMurphy in an elevator,' happened on the set of ''Film/OutForJustice''. After bragging that he was incapable of being choked, due to extra-sensory techniques, Seagal was put into a choke-hold by a stunt coordinator. That stuntman was 'Judo' Gene [=LeBell=], 58 at the time, but legitimately one of the toughest men who ever lived. As [=LeBell=] tells it, with the hold applied, Seagal proceeded to [[TryingToCatchMeFightingDirty karate chop him in the bollocks]] as an attempted escape, before [[BringMyBrownPants passing out and soiling himself.]] In his defence, Seagal calls [=LeBell=] a scumbag pathological liar, while probably adding ''“Man, do they ever clean the drains around here? [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Smells like someone, not me, took a giant poop.]]”''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''Smoke & Mirrors and Steven Seagal''

->Scott Rogers is a martial artist with just enough of [[BrooklynRage a New York accent]] to always sound like he's kidding. His video set explains how to defend against every bar weapon, including pool cues, karate chops, knives and guns... Scott uses a guy named Mike to demonstrate most of his moves. Now, when a martial arts teacher pretends to punch you, it's polite to gently go '[[BadBadActing arrgh]]' as if it hurt you. Mike is very good at this. He even makes different sound effects depending on where Scott pretends to hit him. Filming a karate video is exactly like being seven-years old except for one difference: [[InsultToRocks I've seen seven-year-olds win fights]].
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-bar-fight/#ixzz33Rc1WiHd "5 Insane Fighting Manuals (You Probably Shouldn't Listen to)"]]