I just realized you can see completely through my dress.

I would like to spank... *horrified look*

Can I just say that there is no such thing as the... "greatest living actress"...

I was just getting settled for a long winter's nap.... well, you know, it's been since, like, the Pleistocene era that I won anything...

This is the greatest award because it sort of - throws it in the teeth of the critics. And it says that you love the movie and I love the movie and I'm so glad you did!

- On her National Movie Award win for Mamma Mia!, which had mixed critical reception

There are days when even I think I'm overrated - but not today!

I would just like to say that, in my long career, I've played so many extraordinary women that I keep getting mistaken for one.