->''"I'd like to think that from the seventies onward Brando stopped listening to directors and assistants and his always fuzzy conception of common sense and began taking orders directly from The Great Gazoo, the effeminate green space alien only [[TheFlintstones Fred Flinstone]] could see."''
-->-- ''TheOnion'' [=AVClub=] critic '''[[http://www.avclub.com/articles/my-year-of-flops-case-file-23-missouri-breaks,15164/ Nathan Rabin]]''', discussing Brando's unfortunate WagTheDirector tendencies later in life.

->''"Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me. But if there is someone who is convinced that JackNicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."''
-->-- The man himself.
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