"To be honest, it's too easy to just simply rant about this disasterpiece [Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)], especially since everyone and their Uncle Shirley's ripped it a new one. So instead, I['d] like to close this chapter with a serenade, for the Little Mess that Couldn't.
* sings* "It is the very model of a modern game calamity..."
* sings* "It is the very model of a modern game calamity..."
—Josh Scorcher, "Top Ten Sega Fails"
