"I've been away for many months now and I've had a revelation. The true purpose of a sorcerer is to twist things out of their proper shape. Stealing power. Perverting nature."
—Karl Mordo, Doctor Strange (2016)
Todd: Yay!
Ned: [Burns book]
—The Simpsons, “Trilogy of Error”
Star: I hate magic
Marco: W-What?
Star: You were right, Marco! Magic's just... Ugh! I don't even know what it is! I hate magic!
Marco: [Slurps his drink]
Star: I mean, my "wise, royal family" keeps "solving situations" with the stuff, but – oops – we just cause more problems!
Slug Patron: This universe would be better without it!
Star: That's right! Magic's the worst, and the people that use it are idiots!
All: Yeah!
Star: No more magic. No more Butterflys. All we need is me and [Marco].
—Star vs. the Forces of Evil, “The Tavern At The End Of The Multiverse”
