Quotes / Longest Pregnancy Ever

May you bear a child and never give birth to it!
Classic Irish curse

Ugh, the miracle of life is such a snooze-fest.
Phoebe, Friends

Yushin was born in 595 after an alleged twenty-month gestation period which, if true, would easily have made his poor mother a candidate for Badass of the Week in her own right.

Honey, I don't mean to alarm you, but according to this calendar, I've been pregnant for seven years.
Kazumi Kato, The Order of the Stick 2015 calendar