"It's a good thing it's not a Chinese tradition to name children after the first thing seen when they're born, otherwise there'd be all these kids named '10,000 Heavily Armed People's Liberation Army Troops Chan'"
— Paul McDermott, on expectant mothers in Hong Kong booking themselves in for Caeserian Sections on the night of the Chinese takeover.
"(Since I'm a fugitive, I better come up with a fake name!) Ah... Liu Bei... My name is... (sees a door) Guan... (sees a chicken & its feather) Yu... Guan Yu! ... Oh, goddammit! That's my real name!"