Quotes / Landing Series

Midnight Landing

Stage 1

Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seatbelt and observe the "no smoking" sign. Thank you.
Pilot: Now switching from automatic pilot to manual.
ATC: This is control tower. Midnight Air Flight 1, do you copy?
Pilot: Midnight Air Flight 1, roger.

Off-course

ATC: This is control tower. Midnight Air Flight x, watch your landing path, over!

ATC: This is control tower. Midnight Air Flight x, you are out of your landing path; please correct your course immediately!

Retry

ATC: Ummmm...this is control tower. Midnight Air Flight x, push that button for re-approach and circle the airport and try landing again.

Landing

Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much for flying wth Midnight Air. We have just landed at (airport). Please remain seated until the plane has come to a complete stop. Thank you!