Quotes / Knight Templar Parent

Habitat: Almost anywhere, although they do tend to prefer somewhere with a really good view, preferably really high up so that there is little or no interference with the radio signals from the homing device they've had secretly implanted in your lower wisdom tooth by a "bent" dentist.
Coping With Parents, Peter Corey

"You can put your TV in the garage, avoid movies altogether, and use earplugs to spare your hearing from the sounds of hip-hop or heavy metal, but these forms of entertainment will still change your life through their influence on everyone else in society. Though you may struggle to protect your own kids from music that encourages violence or drugs or irresponsible sex, you can't possibly protect them from all the other kids in your community who have received full exposure."
Michael Medved, on the Knight Templar Parent's motivation for being a Moral Guardian. Whether or not this is justified, however...

"Angel, honey, please don't do this! Do you know what I've sacrificed? Every bandit I've killed, all the people I've manipulated, all of it was to protect you!"
Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2

Alex: You put my boyfriend in a cage and then you locked him in a room and tried to brainwash him!
Ben: I didn't want him to get you pregnant. I suppose I may have overreacted...

Tommy: They got a kid, Joel!
Joel: So do we!

Franklin Birch: No, no, wait! What if you're wrong? What if you only heard what you wanted to hear? What if...what if... Man, I want my daughter back as much as you do, but this isn't right!
Keller Dover: Franklin! Franklin! We hurt him until he talks or they're gonna die.