->''"Yup, the shark had its slippers on, was relaxing on the couch, now it's hurriedly getting dressed while his wife shrieks at him, 'I thought you weren't doing jumps this late anymore!'"''
-->-- '''Mike Nelson''', ''Film/SpiderMan3'' Podcast/RiffTrax

[[AC:Web Animation]]

->''"It was a shark. You jump the shark. [[SelfDeprecation Just like Homestarrunner.com.]]"''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner: Hallrunner''


->''"They donít just jump the shark, they go back and beat the shark to death, then chop itís body into chum to attract more sharks! Which is cool. Heh. Chopped sharks."''
--> -- '''Jarry's Kid''', explaining the recent plot twists in ''Webcomic/GuildedAge''

[[AC:Web Original]]

->''"Always a devoted fan to this bright, funny family show when I was a kid (I didn't even mind the previous season's shark), when the ''Series/HappyDays'' producers had Fonzie [[SoapOperaDisease go blind]] at the start of this sixth go-around, this 13-year-old quit checking in so regularly with the Cunninghams."''
-->--'''[[http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/66103/happy-days-season-6/ Paul Mavis]]'''

->''"There is a longstanding and not particularly interesting debate over what the killing blow for the classic series was. I say it is uninteresting because it is, quite frankly, [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E1WarriorsOfTheDeep}} supremely]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma}} easy to]] [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E4TheUltimateFoe}} answer.]]"''
-->--'''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/04/grounds-attacking-us-frontios.html Dr. Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Itís hard to watch The Twin Dilemma these days without getting a sense that weíre watching the show commit a form of suicide."''
-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/12/06/doctor-who-the-twin-dilemma-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E7TheTwinDilemma]]"

->''"Imagine the pitch meeting. ''"Okay, so ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]'' is cruising through space where they come across [[ARareSentence an old truck hanging in space and when they get it on board they pick up an SOS signal in Morse code from a nearby planet where Amelia Earhart is chilling out!]]"'' Any reasonable person would do their best [[Series/TheApprentice Alan Sugar]] impression and say ''"youíre fired"'', but no, they jumped all over it and in a way you have to [[GiftedlyBad kind of admire]] that they did. However, as we head into a season that flaunts some outrageous concepts (yeah Tom and Janeway lizard babies, Iím looking at you), this is a warning that this show is about fall off the rails."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2012/03/voyager-seasn-two.html Joe Ford]]''', "Captain weíre picking up a distress call from an ocean planetÖitís the crew of the ''Marie Celeste''!"

->''"{{Wrestling/WWF}} put their title on future A-List actor [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock.]] {{Wrestling/WCW}} put their title on past, present and future D-List actor David Arquette."''
-->--'''''Website/{{WrestleCrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/induction-wcw-champion-david-arquette-vs-tank-abbott-remember-when-russo-wanted-to-put-the-title-on-him/ "WCW Champion David Arquette vs Tank Abbott"]]

->''"The lesson to be learned from all this?\\\
Is there one?\\\
I mean, you ever heard the story about the snake? '[[TheFarmerAndTheViper Bitch, you knew I was a snake.]]'\\\
This is television. You can't expect it not to break your heart. If you expect greatness, pretty generally, you will be thwarted, just like in other mediums.\\\
What is rare, however, is a show to start so well and devolve to this level on so many facets of its creation and execution."''
-->--'''Neal bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville6-ep22 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}''

[[AC:Web Video]]

->''"This prompts Kirk to make what I believe is the first ''Star Trek'' fart joke. Hard to believe that three films prior he was [[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan battling a villain who quoted Melville]], and now is an inch away from 'pull my finger.'"''
-->--'''WebSite/SFDebris''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''

->'''Matt''': Jump the shark! Jump the shark!\\
'''Pat''': I don't wanna jump the shark! ...Aw, we jumped it.
-->-- ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay: VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountryReturns''

->''"We've established that ''Renegade 3'' didn't so much jump the shark as repeatedly jump up and down on the shark whilst screaming 'Look at me, I'm Mr. Jumpy Sharko!'"''
--> -- '''Dr. Ashen'''

->''"Let me make one thing ''perfectly clear'': this is ''not'' jumping the shark. I'll repeat that again. This is '''[[BaitAndSwitchComment not]]''' jumping the shark. Oh, no, no, no, no. ''({{Beat}})'' This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the ''balls, raping it, EATING ITS FLESH, CONSUMING ITS SOUL, MOUNTING ITS HEAD ON THE WALL,'' '''''AND THEN DOING THE SAME THING TO TWELVE MORE FUCKING SHARKS JUST TO BE SAFE!'''''"''
--> -- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', on seeing the Rock Biter singing "Born to be Wild" in ''Film/TheNeverendingStory 3''.

->'''Bardock:''' Hey! You! What year is it?
->'''Chilled:''' 2222
->'''Bardock:''' B.C. or A.D.?
->'''Chilled:''' The hell are those?
->'''Bardock:''' [deadpan] I'm in the fucking past. [enraged] OF ALL THE STUPID! [{{Headdesk}}] ASININE! [punches ground] SHARK JUMPING BULLSHIT! [headdesks again, [[spoiler: goes Super Saiyan]]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', "Episode of Bardock"

-> '''Beth:''' There comes a time when life gets you down, and the ratings are low.
-> '''Tim:''' Gotta do what it takes, gotta up the stakes, 'til there's nowhere left to go!
-> '''Both:''' Shaaaaa-aaark Jumping! Making some friends on the way together we're Shaaaaa-aark Jumping!
-->-- WebVideo/SharkJumping Theme Song.


->I next joined [[Creator/PierceBrosnan Pierce]] and co at the premiere of ''Film/DieAnotherDay'' in 2002, which marked the 40th anniversary of the series. When asked later what I thought of the film, I merely said ďinterestingĒ. In truth I thought it just went too far -- and thatís from me, the first Bond in space! Invisible cars and dodgy CGI footage? Please! They gave the public what they wanted, though maybe they too realised there was only so far they could push it before Bond became a caricature of himself, and the funeral directors were called in.
-->--A lesson in how to properly shade by '''[[Creator/RogerMoore Sir Roger Moore]]'''