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->''"God is capricious. Fortunate or disastrous, it all depends on their mood. This world is their box garden, after all... No matter how we try, we are no match for them as long as we are human... No matter how much we wish to see the blue skies of tomorrow..."''
-->-- '''Creeping Bugleweed''', ''VideoGame/FlowerKnightGirl''
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->These gods and goddesses - they seemed to have as many different aliases as a modern criminal. Indeed they seemed to be definitely criminal types. Drink, debauchery, incest, rape, loot, homicide and chicanery - enough to keep a juge d'Instruction constantly busy. No decent family life. No order, no method. Even in their crimes, no order or method!

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->These gods and goddesses - they seemed to have as many different aliases as a modern criminal. Indeed they seemed to be definitely criminal types. Drink, debauchery, incest, rape, loot, homicide and chicanery - enough to keep a juge d'Instruction ''juge d'Instruction'' constantly busy. No decent family life. No order, no method. Even in their crimes, no order or method!
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->''"God in this movie is a dick. The movie is supposed to be about Evan being some major asshole and through his experience of building the ark he is supposed to get his comeuppance and grow as a person. In some cases like ''Film/TheSantaClause'' that works... But God in this movie takes it upon himself to personally f*ck over Evan taking away his job, money, friends, associates, and also to punish him in a myriad of ways for his own personal jollies. Evan really doesn't deserve all this crap and it is odd that I feel sorry for this sad pathetic man who [[InformedWrongness really doesn’t deserve a tenth of what he is really getting]]. That’s not the sign of a good movie is it? Feeling bad for the person who is supposedly getting their much deserved lesson/comeuppance? If I were being a real prick, I would ask why God is [[UnfortunateImplications saving some 20 people from a flood in the suburbs]] and he let [[TheBigEasy Katrina]] go no problem?"''

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->''"God in this movie is a dick. The movie is supposed to be about Evan being some major asshole and through his experience of building the ark he is supposed to get his comeuppance and grow as a person. In some cases like ''Film/TheSantaClause'' ''Film/TheSantaClause1'' that works... But God in this movie takes it upon himself to personally f*ck over Evan taking away his job, money, friends, associates, and also to punish him in a myriad of ways for his own personal jollies. Evan really doesn't deserve all this crap and it is odd that I feel sorry for this sad pathetic man who [[InformedWrongness really doesn’t deserve a tenth of what he is really getting]]. That’s not the sign of a good movie is it? Feeling bad for the person who is supposedly getting their much deserved lesson/comeuppance? If I were being a real prick, I would ask why God is [[UnfortunateImplications saving some 20 people from a flood in the suburbs]] and he let [[TheBigEasy Katrina]] go no problem?"''

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