"Oh, can't find the loo! I am full, ready to bust. I'll settle for a vase."
— Translations Gone Wrong, cover of "Babs Seed" from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
(while peeing in a hat) "I can't hold it anymore. I'll have to do it here."
— Unnamed Bear Cub, "I Need a Wee, Daddy
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"Darren: "Ewww, you haven't!"
Eugene Clark: "What?"
Darren: "Bertie's weed in a bottle!"
Eugene Clark: "YOU DIDN'T!"
— Dirty Bertie, "Loo!"
"Jarate!!!!"
— Sniper, Team Fortress 2
"Does it have a ladies' room or do I look for a bucket marked 'Hers'?"
— Dorien Green, Birds of a Feather, "Business"
