18th Nov: We've switched servers and will be updating the old code over the next couple months, meaning that several things might break. Please report issues here.
"The interior of a computer is a fine and private place, but none, I fear, do there embrace."
—Roger Ebert, paraphrasing Andrew Marvell's "To His Coy Mistress"
"In there is our destiny!"
—Kevin Flynn, TRON: Legacy
"Lady Octopus merges reality and virtual reality, which means the world stays mostly the same but is full of dinosaurs and skeletons and shit. She’s bringing Ultima Online to life! Her cyber-boyfriend also starts becoming flesh, but internet relationships are doomed to never work out. Scarlet Spider puts an end to it by uploading a thingy into the cyber doowhazzis, which is kind of why internet-oriented plots never fucking work out right in superhero comics."
—Topless Robot, "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"