[[folder:Film -- Live-action]]

->(Are we supposed to be following this?)
-->-- '''Peter Venkman''', to the audience, during one of [[TheProfessor Egon's]] Infodumps, in ''TheRealGhostbusters''.

->({{aside glance}}) ...Everybody got that?
-->--'''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''

->My name is Julie! My mother's name was Susan! She was killed in a car accident with my father and they're both '''''dead!!'''''
-->--''The Next Karate Kid''

->[[LampshadeHanging If I didn't know any better]], I'd think you were reciting an important plot point!
-->-- '''Statler''', Film/TheMuppets



->You would have thought the one concrete advantage to [[spoiler:Dumbledore]] being definitely dead would be avoiding the long [[spoiler:Dumbledore Explains The Plot]] chapter at the end of the book. But, no. [[DeathIsCheap Death just isn't the handicap it used to be in the olden days]] and it happens anyway. Stab me. Stab me now.
-->-- '''[[http://www.ferretbrain.com/articles/article-139 Kyra Smith]]''' (''Spoiler text to avoid revealing the ending of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince)



->'''Seagoon:''' ''"Good. Now, about the Yehti. Tell me, are they tall and shaggy, or are they more squat with smooth skin?"''\\
'''Blooknok:''' ''"[[MathematiciansAnswer Yes, they are!]]"''\\
'''Seagoon:''' ''"Oh, and they walk upright like humans, and have the powers of telepathy, and in actual fact they are the missing link, the step from animals to man in one direction, while in another, far higher in intelligence and having the ability to possess one's mind?"''\\
'''Bloodnok:''' ''(pause) "Is there any more information I can give you?"''
-->-- ''TheGoonShow'', "Yehti"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->''Hey, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall let's hit these plot points in order,]] Sora!''
-->-- '''Xigbar''', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance''



->Strap yourselves in for some full on talking about stuff.
-->-- '''Tom Siddell''', ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->I criticize many people when they just say a movie is boring because that is not descriptive...There are many long movies that are [[EpicMovie engrossing all the way through]] because it is so well written and you need all that time to tell the complex story. So why do I find this movie so boring? Well, it's because this isn't a movie. Okay, technically speaking it is but it's not at the same time. I swear I'm not trying to do some Zen riddle. What I mean is this is more a dry college lecture with some action scenes spliced in. I don't care how many squibs you set off, I'm still gonna fall asleep to Ben Stein talking about voodoo economics.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/07/01/gods-and-generals-2003-ronald-f-maxwell/ on]] ''Gods and Generals''

->Once the credits end, we get the first of [Lori] Pettyís voiceover narration for the movie, in which she explains that itís 2033, a comet hit the earth and thereís no water left. Itís rather charming for a minute (her 'itís not all bad' about twenty people having to take baths together at a time is chuckle-worthy), but then you kind of realize [[ThisIsGonnaSuck weíre going to be told everything thatís important this way]].
-->--'''Matt Wilson''' on [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-tank-girl-review/ on]] ''Film/TankGirl''

->All of this, which I have not embellished in any way, is established in one chapter in which the Dalek Prime just exposits recklessly. The best entertainment to be had in this book is in fact imagining most of this dialogue delivered by actual [[DoctorWho Dalek]]s. My favorite line is ''"[[AC:Sit down. You will be more comfortable]]."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/01/am-exterminated-am-exterminated-war-of.html Phil Sandier]]''' on ''War of the Daleks''

->The lack of gravity, or solid ground. or even or a regular daylight cycle all contribute to medical problems that characters ''sure do love taking their sweet time'' explaining. It is '''[[Creator/HideoKojima Kojima]]''', after all, and if there's one example of how drastically his skills at characterization, world-building, and plot development collide with [[ProtectionFromEditors the sheer inefficiency of his writing]], it's ''Policenauts''... No one in real life talks like this! It just pulls you out of the world and reminds you that it's conservatively-translated Japanese sci-fi from the Nineties! The technological marvels we enjoy in real life are mundane to us; they're ordinary. But the people in ''Policenauts'' won't shut up about them! I have no idea how this piece of plastic [a motherboard] can turn into a computer, and I've never really had reason to case. But if I were a ''Policenauts'' character I could tell you in 400 words or less!
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8hyJnJzBU George Weidman]]''' on ''{{VideoGame/Policenauts}}''


[[folder:Web Video]]

-->--sung to the tune of ''Ode to Joy'', ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''

->Drift through the terrifying silence of outer space, where the only sound you hear is Sandra Bullock explaining the plot.
-->-- '''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''', ''Film/{{Gravity}}''

->Holy Macaroni, they're '''still''' talking? This means they haven't stopped for two days now. Don't they need showers or food or anything? Do they just feed on exposition or something?
-->-- '''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''[[TheHowling Howling VII]]''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Wow, I'm boring! Do I always explain ''everything'' like that?
-->-- '''Dib''', ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim''