Hubie: Look at him, Bert. De a sicker-lookin' cat in your life?
Bertie: Yeah, yeah. He sure looks awful.
Hubie: Look at him, Bert! He's tunin' green!
Bertie: What do you mean, Hubie? He ain't tunin' green.
Hubie: (smacks Bertie) Quiet, stupid! I said he's turnin' green!
Bertie: I get it! I get it! I get it! Yeah, look at him! He is tunin' green!
(Claude looks frightened and turns green)
Hubie: Look at him now! He's turnin' purple!
(Claude turns purple)
Bertie: Hey, Hubie! Let me pick the next color! Huh? Huh, Hubie?
Hubie: Okay.
Bertie: Eh, let's see, now. H-He's turnin', um, eh... H-He's turnin' plaid!
(Claude turns a plaid pattern)
Hubie: Don't overdo it.
Squidward: I hope [Gary's] had his shots!
SpongeBob: Oh, of course.
Squidward: All of his shots?
SpongeBob: Affirmi-tory!
Squidward: For rabies?
SpongeBob: Yep.
Squidward: Snail-pox and softshell dance?
SpongeBob: Yep, yep.
Squidward: Bag-itis? Lumpy-bump-drump? Teen angst?
SpongeBob: Yep, yep, yep!
Patrick: Well, let's not forget the worst of them all: Mad Snail Disease.
SpongeBob: Uh...
Patrick: You mean your pet hasn't been vaccinated for Mad Snail Disease? (examines Squidward's hand) Looks like the rash has already started.
Squidward: (getting nervous) R-Rash?
Patrick: Tell me. Do you have any soreness of throat?
Squidward: (gulps) Uh, well, now that you mention it, my throat is a little dry,
Patrick: This disease will ravage your body with bloodshot eyes, loss of balance... (pushes Squidward down) ...messy pants, ticklish ribcage... (tickles Squidward) ...severely untrimmed toenails. And finally, the bite from that infested snail will turn you into... a zombie!
(Squidward screams and runs into his house)
—SpongeBob SquarePants, "Once Bitten"
