->''"And when you kill this bird, it drops a sword. [[LampshadeHanging Why would a bird be carrying around a sword?]] [[HammerSpace And where was it keeping it anyway?]] [...] [[AssShove Are they shoving these things up their asses?]]"''
-->-- '''ThirdRateGamer''' discussing ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}''

->''"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."''
-->-- '''Notch''', creator of ''VideoGame/MineCraft''

->''"It's not "why did this dog have a sniper rifle?" Its "why did this dog refuse to use it against me?"''
-->--[[TwoBestFriendsPlay Woolie]] on videoGame/ParasiteEve