->''"And when you kill this bird, it drops a sword. [[LampshadeHanging Why would a bird be carrying around a sword?]] [[HammerSpace And where was it keeping it anyway?]] [...] [[AssShove Are they shoving these things up their asses?]]"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer''' discussing ''VideoGame/{{Battletoads}}''

->''"The zombies drop feathers because I don't know what they should drop."''
-->-- '''Notch''', creator of ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}''

->''"It's not "why did this dog have a sniper rifle?" Its "why did this dog refuse to use it against me?"''
-->--[[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay Woolie]] on ''VideoGame/ParasiteEve''

->''"One time, I scrubbed the mold out of the Guild showers and it dropped 2d4 copper pieces and a potion of fire resistance."''
-->-- '''Haley Starshine''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"Alchemy ingredient. A strange item indeed, given that kings usually don't lay eggs."''
--> '''Egg of the King''', ''VideoGame/LuxarenAllure''