->''My primary interest in contacting you gentlemen is my concern over my lack of experience in playing dummies. Perhaps you could arrange to get me educated in this area. Maybe if I watched some ''{{ComicStrip/Blondie}}'' episodes and watched Dagwood as a role model, I could pick up some pointers. Or better still, I could get right to the bottom line by wearing some braids and feathers and learning to grunt, [[Radio/TheLoneRanger “Ugh, Kimosabee”]]?''
-->--'''Creator/LeonardNimoy''' in response to ''[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Star Trek]]'', [[{{Recap/StarTrekS3E14WhomGodsDestroy}} "Whom Gods Destroy"]]



[[folder:Film -- Animated]]

->"Did you all take stupid pills this morning?"
-->-- '''Mr. Potatohead''', ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''


[[folder:Film -- Live-action]]

->'''John [=McClane=]:''' You think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?\\
''(elevator arrives full of reinforcements)''\\
'''Hans Gruber:''' You were saying?
-->-- ''Film/DieHard''


[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->'''Garak:''' ''I'' knew [[Theatre/JuliusCaesar Brutus was going to kill Caesar]] in the first act, but Caesar didn't figure it out until the knife is in his back!\\
'''Bashir:''' That's what makes it a tragedy. Caesar couldn't ''conceive'' that [[EtTuBrute his best friend would plot to kill him!]]\\
'''Garak:''' Tragedy is not the word I'd use. 'Farce' would be more appropriate.
-->--''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Improbable Cause"

->Oh my God. Has everyone taken stupid pills!?
-->-- George Sands, ''Series/{{Being Human|UK}}''

->'''Jack:''' Before we go any further, who the ''hell'' orders pizza under the name of "[[OpenSecret Torchwood]]"?!\\
'''Owen:''' That'd be me. I'm a twat.
-->-- ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Everything Changes"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->[[AC: The engineers tried everything to make me... behave. To slow me down. Once, they even attached an Intelligence Dampening Sphere on me. It clung to my brain like a tumor, generating an endless stream of terrible ideas.]]\\
[[AC: He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building the ''dumbest'' moron who ''ever lived''.]]
--> -- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''

->Who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests? Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario Bros. anyway? Gullible soup?
-->--'''King Boo''', ''VideoGame/LuigisMansion''


[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''"Stop spreading retard all over the place and pull yourself together, soldier!"''
-->-- '''Dewey''', ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->You cannot, just for the sake of telling the story you want to tell, reduce your characters to hollow, unbelievable shells and expect anyone to buy it.
-->--'''[[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville10-ep16 Julian Finn]]''' on ''Smallville'', "Scion"

->Just when I was saying that Chakotay had lost his way, the writers come along and make him [[WeCanRuleTogether a cult worshipper of a man with Godlike powers!]] It's not a shift in his favour and I was waiting patiently for the script to hit me with its ‘[[FakeDefector he was pretending all along]] so they could escape’ which never came. No, he really is as daft as he appears. ''[Robert''] Beltran fails to convince on any level and when I read recently that he felt contempt for how the writers used his character [[CreatorBacklash I could actually sense that]] in this episode.
-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Year Of Hell"

->When T’Pol points out that it’s a spiritual site for Vulcans seeking meditation and enlightenment, Archer’s response is incredibly self-centred. ''“It’s not every day we get to see an ancient Vulcan monastery,”'' he remarks, as if [[HawaiianShirtedTourist the universe exists for him to gawk at.]] It’s strange that he is so insistent and yet strangely hesitant once the ship enters orbit. ''“I don’t like dropping in on people unannounced,”'' he tells T’Pol, even though it seems [[DidntThinkThisThrough quite late]] for this to come up.
-->--'''Darren Mooney''' on ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'', "The Andorian Incident"

->'''Lincoln:''' We need you to help expose the truth behind the illegal clones! Tell the world that Creator/SeanBean is evil!\\
'''Clone Daddy Lincoln:''' Okay I'll help you, despite the fact [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain I'm going to die in two years and I have no possible benefit to helping you and I need your liver.]]\\
'''Lincoln:''' What?\\
'''Clone Daddy Lincoln:''' Nothing. I'm just going to go get my shoes [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and not call Sean Bean.]]\\
'''Lincoln:''' But you're ''[[IHaveToIronMyDog wearing]]'' shoes!
-->--[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]] [[http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/the-island/ on]] ''Film/TheIsland''


[[folder:Web Video]]

->'''fatmanfalling:''' This one has eight minutes of poorly delivered exposition, and Raven's whole plan is extremely stupid!\\
'''Raven:''' If we want to have any chance of defending ourselves against her, then we need this relic.\\
'''fatmanfalling:''' Because in episode 14 she gives it up after Yang tells her that it's counterproductive to her goal of not being hunted anymore. \\
'''Yang:''' Imagine what she'll do when she finds out you have a relic.\\
'''fatmanfalling:''' Like, she couldn't have figured that part out in the entire time she was coming up with it? Raven spends ''eight minutes'' of the episode actively plotting to put a bigger target on her back.
-->--'''fatmanfalling''' [[https://youtu.be/osVS6on0sgE on]] [[Recap/RWBYV5E9APerfectStorm "A Perfect Storm"]] of ''{{WebAnimation/RWBY}}''

->''"But it's obviously a trap! Why are you acting so gullible and out of character?"''
-->-- '''Mokuba''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->So the plot is that someone's trying to kill Amidala for no reason, and Anakin and Obi-Wan are assigned to protect her. So, she doesn't sleep in an interior bedroom of this building with no window where it's safer, but rather in a room where the blinds are half-open in a city where nine hundred quadrillion people can see her--especially the robot that's here to kill her.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''' on ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''

->And with that, viewers, welcome back to LetsPlay ''VideoGame/HomeworldCataclysm.'' Last time, we managed to figure out what the Taidaan Imperialists were up to, which appeared to be, well... ''being dumbasses.''
-->--'''[=TheOneTrueRenairen=]''', LetsPlay ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydUj5Ak00iw Homeworld: Cataclysm]]''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Uncle! What are you doing Firebending your tea? You know, for a wise old man, that was a pretty stupid move.
-->-- '''Prince Zuko,''' ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->Stupidity isn't a virus but it sure is spreadin' like one!
-->-- '''Sandy,''' ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''