->''Contrary to what many treatises preach, I don't believe that morale shocks off the battlefield are better off delivered all at once. Several consecutive blows bring the expectation of more to come. That perception comes in more useful than one instance of great panic.''
-->-- '''BlackKnight''', ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

-> And it's so rich!
-> And it's so rare!
-> To take his shirt, his shoes, his jewelry
-> And then we'll ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking thin his hair!]]''
-> Oh, we'll emasculate him slowly
-> All the better to enjoy
-> How ''[[EvilTastesGood delicious]]'', to '''humiliate the boy!'''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9vXZncjGvk Humiliate the Boy]]''', ''Jafar's [[CutSong Cut]] VillainSong from {{Disney/Aladdin}}''

->[[AC: Do you know what my days used to look like? I just tested! Nobody [[NotQuiteDead murdered me]]... Or [[BalefulPolymorph put me in a potato]]... Or [[FeatheredFiend fed me to birds]]... I had a pretty good life. And then ''you'' showed up. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You dangerous. Mute.]] ''[[YouMonster Lunatic]].'']]
-->-- '''[=GLaDOS=]''', ''Videogame/Portal2''

->''N-Noooooooooooooo! M-M-My makeuuuuuup! [...] (answers phone) Hello, this is [[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...What? The project... is off? (answers phone) This is [[spoiler:L'Belle]]! ...The sponsors have pulled out? (answers phone) [[spoiler:L'Belle]] speaking! ...I'm fired? You mean I'm no longer [[spoiler:Mayor Tenma's aide]]?! (answers phone) Hello, this is [[spoiler: L'Belle]]! ...What? There's a stratospheric damages claim against me? ...One hundred m-m-million dollars?''
-->--'''[[spoiler:Florent L'Belle]]''', shortly after confessing to [[spoiler:Rex Kyubi's murder]], ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies''

->''She's not the girl you think she is, so let me tell you plainly.''
->''There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley! (Hey!)''
->''She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! (Hey!)''
->''She steals and lies and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineleeey!''
->''It's [[EmbarrassingFirstName Mildred]]! (Hey!)''
-->- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAWjHv-VlUg "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley"]],''' ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Total Drama World Tour]]''

->''Crushed and broken beneath the body of a small, naked child...yep, I think I'm done here.''
--> '''Vegeta''', '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''"You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, forced to drive a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the 12:00 deadline. So if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty,'' '''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!'''''
-->''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'', "Rocko's Happy Sack"

->''"We got through Max's dyslexia. And Carmen having to switch schools. Your uncle dying. My parents getting a divorce. Your father throwing you in jail. The garage burning down. Why does everything happen to us!? Are we cursed!? Did you cut off a voodoo priest in traffic!?"
-->--'''Anglie Lopez''', ''Series/TheGeorgeLopezShow''

->I clean up my act, I did rehab, I'm a TV personality, I'm sober for two years, and ''[[KarmaHoudiniWarranty this]]'' happens: [[EvilGenius Rugrat]] goes and gets busted down in Miami, and guess who the fuck with? [[MorallyBankruptBanker Saurel]]. I mean, what are the fuckin' odds? There had to be ten thousand [[SwissBankAccount Swiss bankers in Geneva]], and Rugrat gets the one dumb enough to get himself arrested on U.S. soil. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had ''[[MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot nothing to do with me]].'' [[NotMeThisTime It had nothing to fucking do with me]]! Something about laundering drug money through off-shore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki - you know, the founder of Benihana.
->...Benihana?
->Beni-''fucking''-hana?
->BENI-''FUCKING''-HANA?! ''' ''WHY?!'' ''' WHY, ''WHY,'' GOD?! Why would You be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down?!
-->--'''Jordan Belfort,''' fresh from being arrested on camera, ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet''
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