Quotes / Human Shield

"A human shield is just a hug facing out."

I began to back away, keeping the wounded cadet between myself and any more incoming fire. After all, he'd already been shot twice, so another dent or two probably wouldn't make that much difference to him, whereas I was still up and running, and had every intention of keeping it that way.
Commissar Ciaphas Cain

"You said 'take cover'."
Chester McBadbat, The Fairly Oddparents

"Commence Operation Meatshield! Remember, just because your bones are broken doesn't mean they won't stop bullets from hitting me!"
Sarge, Red vs. Blue

"Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat!"
Jackie Moon, Semi Pro

Dobson: (holding a gun to River's head) I'm not playing anymore. If anyone so much as moves-
Mal: (walks in and shoots Dobson in the eye)

"Activate hero shield!"
Captain Hero, Drawn Together

"If she doesn't already know, I shall train my True Love in the art of unarmed combat, so that when the Evil Overlord uses her as a human shield she can slam her heel between his legs."

"Don't no man shoot, or I'll send her to unction. Any of you don't believe it are welcome to read my biography there."