Quotes / Hollywood New England

"Quimby Nephew Charged in Beating; 'Chowder' Said Wrong"
Springfield Shopper headline, The Simpsons

"The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheeses!"
Sen. Ortolan Finisterre, Thank You for Smoking

"Yup. Even the gas stations are nicer in Vermont."
Billboard for a regional convenience store chain, on US Route 4 between Whitehall, NY and the state line.note 

Larry Barrucci: So you guys are from Boston, huh? Did ya leave ya cahh inna pahkin' laht?
Pittsy: What're you, some kinda fuckin' fuck?
The Punisher (MAX) #2

Down by the rivah
Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles
(Aww, that's wheah it's happenin' baby)
That's wheah yeh'll find meh
Along with the lovahs, muggahs and thieves
(Aww, but theyah good people)
Well I love that dirteh watah
Oh, Bahstin, youah mah home.
The Standells, "Dirty Water"

"You'd be surprised at the number of people who don't want to live in Maine."