"Rob Schneider is.. .a stapler."
"I wanna take his face... off!"
— Sean Archer, Face/Offnote
I'm going to create a new cultural trend, let's call it "Web Lite". It's a satiricisation about how the future that we got, compared to the future we were promised, lends itself to be incredibly mundane and disappointing, instead leading to a bunch of cultural trends smashed together, new and old, haphazardly without any artistic merit whatsoever.