History Quotes / HeroInsurance

-->-- '''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

'''James Bond:''' Yes.\\
'''Q:''' Fire?\\
'''James Bond:''' Probably.\\
'''Q:''' Property destruction?\\
'''James Bond:''' [[KungShui Definitely.]]\\
'''Q:''' Personal Injury?\\
'''James Bond:''' I hope not, but accidents do happen.\\
'''Q:''' They frequently do with you.\\
'''James Bond:''' Well, that takes care of the normal wear and tear. Do I need any other [[DoubleEntendre protection]]?\\
'''Q:''' Only from ''me'', 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order.

->'''Leela:''' ''Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.''\\
'''Fry:''' ''From everybody?''\\
'''Leela:''' Especially ''from everybody!''\\
'''Fry:''' ''Give several reasons why.''\\
'''Leela:''' ''For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and we don't wanna get our butts sued.''\\
'''Fry:''' ''Or do we? ...No, I guess not.''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"

->''"It's like they say. The bigger they are, the more catastrophically irreversible the property damage"''
-->--'''Victor Mancha''', ComicBook/{{Runaways}}, Vol. 2, Issue 20

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Billy Batson]]:''' ''(excitedly)'' Dude, did you see that?
->'''Freddy:''' Yeah. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You electrocuted a bus and almost killed those people.]]
->'''Billy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint And then I CAUGHT IT!!!]]
-->--''Film/Shazam2019''

->''If that was me I would be like, "No! I don't want to drink from you. I want you to fix this goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here, and I'm going to get beat with a toaster. This is bullshit -- ''DON'T TOUCH ME.'' Please, I'll kick you in the legs, you're very top heavy and you will smash. You ''fix this wall,'' and if you get thirsty drink yourself, you glass son of a bitch." "Oh yeah!' "Oh ''no!'' That's your problem, your slogan should be 'oh no, what have I done to this beautiful home?!'."''
-->--'''Dane Cook''', on the ''Kool-Aid Man''

->'''Civilian #1''': "Not another Power Ringer battle! We still have gotten the buildings fixed from last time!\\
'''Civilian #2''': "No wonder Angel Corners has the highest insurance rates in the world!"
-->--''"Mightily Murdered Power Ringers"'' A parody of ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''

->''Send paramedics to the bridge.''
-->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

->What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
-->--'''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], ''Film/{{Godzilla 1998}}''

->''Hope that building was insured.''
-->--'''Mike''', ''Series/PowerRangersSamurai''

->"Meanwhile, I'm about to go and have a very lively phone call with our insurance company."
-->--'''Keira''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Forza}} Forza Horizon 3]]''

-> '''Bob Parr:''' Someone was in trouble!
-> '''Rick Decker:''' Someone's ''always'' in trouble.
-> '''Bob Parr:''' I had to do ''something.''
-> '''Rick Decker:''' Yeah, every time you say those words it means a month and a half of trouble for me, Bob. It means hundreds of thousands of taxpayers' dollars, Bob.

->Across the planet, the Justice League has led reconstruction efforts at sites [[ComicBook/NewKrypton hit heaviest by the Kryptonians]] — including Cairo, Paris, and Metropolis.

->The third time, she was manifest as Nightflame, a giant sword-wielding woman who wreaked havoc in San Francisco, born of her old identity and some other elements added from Kara's psyche, amplified by a mage who existed in a sub-atomic universe on a world somehow within [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]].[...]\\
No killing that time, but she had wreaked undeniable mayhem. It had taken Supergirl a whole afternoon to clean things up.

->'''Spike Spiegel:''' What happened to the million woolong reward we got for that last guy?\\
'''Jet Black:''' ...The repair bill for the cruiser you wrecked... And the one from the shop you trashed... And the medical bill from the cop you injured... '''KILLED THE DOUGH!'''
-->-- ''Anime/CowboyBebop'' -- "[[Recap/CowboyBebopSession1AsteroidBlues Asteroid Blues]]"''

'''James Bond:''' Well, that takes care of the normal wear and tear. Do I need any other [[DoubleEntendre protection]]\\

'''James Bond:''' Well, that takes care of the normal wear and tear. Is there any other [[DoubleEntendre protection]] I need?\\