History Quotes / HeroInsurance

18th Jul '16 2:45:20 AM JakesBrain
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->''If that was me I would be like, "No! I dont want to drink from you. I want you to fix this god damn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here and Im going to get beat with a toaster. This is bullshit, DONT TOUCH ME. Please, I'll kick you in the legs you're very top heavy and you will smash. You fix this wall, if you get thirsty drink yourself you glass son of a bitch." "Oh yeah!" "Oh no! Thats your problem, your slogan should be 'oh no what have I done to this beautiful home?!'."''

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->''If that was me I would be like, "No! I dont don't want to drink from you. I want you to fix this god damn goddamn wall before my dad gets home from work. He's not going to believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came in here here, and Im I'm going to get beat with a toaster. This is bullshit, DONT bullshit -- ''DON'T TOUCH ME. ME.'' Please, I'll kick you in the legs legs, you're very top heavy and you will smash. You fix ''fix this wall, wall,'' and if you get thirsty drink yourself yourself, you glass son of a bitch." "Oh yeah!" yeah!' "Oh no! Thats ''no!'' That's your problem, your slogan should be 'oh no no, what have I done to this beautiful home?!'."''
25th Jun '16 8:22:51 PM Fireblood
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->'''Q:''' Will you need collision insurance?\\
'''Bond:''' Yes.\\
'''Q:''' Fire?\\
'''Bond:''' Probably.\\
'''Q:''' Property damage?\\
'''Bond:''' Definitely.\\
'''Q:''' Personal injury?\\
'''Bond:''' I hope not, but accidents do happen.
-->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
28th Mar '16 1:51:35 PM nighttrainfm
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-->--'''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998

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-->--'''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998
''Film/{{Godzilla 1998}}''


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->''Hope that building was insured.''
-->--'''Mike''', ''Series/PowerRangersSamurai''
22nd Nov '15 10:41:15 AM thatmadork
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->'''News reporter''': How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini-mall to rescue a girl whose ransom is only $25,000? \\
'''Girl''': Fuck you, lady!\\
'''John Spartan''': Good answer.
-->-- ''Film/DemolitionMan''
17th Oct '15 11:52:24 PM Gorank
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', -->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"
17th Oct '15 11:51:59 PM Gorank
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->'''Leela:''' ''Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.'' \\
'''Fry:''' ''From everybody?'' \\
'''Leela:''' Especially ''from everybody!'' \\
'''Fry:''' ''Give several reasons why.'' \\
'''Leela:''' ''For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and we don't wanna get our butts sued.'' \\

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->'''Leela:''' ''Are you crazy? We have to keep our secret identities secret.'' \\
''\\
'''Fry:''' ''From everybody?'' \\
everybody?''\\
'''Leela:''' Especially ''from everybody!'' \\
everybody!''\\
'''Fry:''' ''Give several reasons why.'' \\
''\\
'''Leela:''' ''For one, superheroes cause a lot of collateral damage, and we don't wanna get our butts sued.'' \\''\\



-->-- '''Victor Mancha''', ComicBook/{{Runaways}}, Vol. 2, Issue 20

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-->-- '''Victor -->--'''Victor Mancha''', ComicBook/{{Runaways}}, Vol. 2, Issue 20



-> '''Civilian #1''': "Not another Power Ringer battle! We still have gotten the builings fixed from last time!\\

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-> '''Civilian ->'''Civilian #1''': "Not another Power Ringer battle! We still have gotten the builings buildings fixed from last time!\\



-> ''Send paramedics to the bridge.''
->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

-> What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
--> '''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998

-> '''Q:''' Will you need collision insurance? \\

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-> ''Send ->''Send paramedics to the bridge.''
->--'''Doug -->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

-> What ->What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
--> '''Mayor -->--'''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998

-> '''Q:''' ->'''Q:''' Will you need collision insurance? \\insurance?\\



->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''

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->--James -->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
18th May '14 8:43:29 AM nighttrainfm
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->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''TomorrowNeverDies''

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->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''TomorrowNeverDies''''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
20th Apr '14 9:38:21 PM Bissek
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-> '''Q:''' Will you need collision insurance? \\
'''Bond:''' Yes.\\
'''Q:''' Fire?\\
'''Bond:''' Probably.\\
'''Q:''' Property damage?\\
'''Bond:''' Definitely.\\
'''Q:''' Personal injury?\\
'''Bond:''' I hope not, but accidents do happen.
->--James Bond and Q discussing how much HeroInsurance will be needed for the movie's CoolCar, ''TomorrowNeverDies''
5th Feb '14 5:17:51 PM Pikazilla
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--> Mayor Ebert to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998

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--> Mayor Ebert '''Mayor Ebert''' to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998
5th Feb '14 5:17:31 PM Pikazilla
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->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death.

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->--'''Doug Carlin''', protagonist of ''Film/DejaVu'', after causing multiple car wrecks resulting in unknown amounts of injury and death. death.

-> What the hell's the matter with you people? You've caused more damage than that goddamn thing did!
--> Mayor Ebert to the [[AmericaSavesTheDay US Armed Forces]], Godzilla1998
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