Quotes / Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?

Rachel: You're not married, you get to have sex with whoever you want—
Monica: Yeah, I can! And don't think I don't, because I do. I mean all the time, you betcha!
Rachel: Monica, you've...you've done it, right?
Monica: (laughing) Of course I have! What do you think, I'm like some thirty-year-old virgin?
Rachel: Oh my God, you're a thirty-year-old virgin!

— Friends, "The One That Could Have Been"

Michael: (in confessional) It's just sex! Everybody does it. I'm doin' it. With Carol. Probably tonight.

— The Office (US), "Diwali"

When geeks have sex, they do it loudly, which is not to say that they make a lot of noise during the process, but that they make a lot of noise after the process. A geek that has had sexual congress must make sure the world is aware of this fact and will therefore mention his or her sexual adventures often. It seems that nobody believes the myth of geek chastity more than geeks themselves and thus they feel they must demonstrate to others how that certainly doesn’t apply to them.

— Stuff Geeks Love

"I've done it with a girl. Intercourse-wise."

—Daniel Radcliffe, Extras

I just had sex, and it felt so good
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
I just had sex, and I'll never go back
To the not-having-sex phase of the past!

—Akon feature on The Lonely Island song 'I Just Had Sex'

I wrote back and said "Of course I had sex before" knowin' I was frontin'
I said "I'm like a pro, baby" knowin' I was stuntin'
But if I told the truth I know that I'd get played out, son
Hadn't been in pussy since the day I came out one

—J. Cole, "Wet Dreamz"

I'm a pretty open person. Like if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going tell everyone I know about it.

—Melissa Joan Hart

Mariner: Oh, I'm always dating bad boys, bad girls, bad gender nonbinary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, bad Bynars.
Tendi: Huh. I don't know if I've ever seen you date anyone.

— Star Trek: Lower Decks, "We'll Always Have Tom Paris"