Comic Books
Guy Gardner: Jeez, Skallox, you two gettin' a crush on her?
Zilius Zox: Meh. Not nearly spherical enough.
Zilius Zox: Meh. Not nearly spherical enough.
Fan Works
Buffy: What does he look like?
Supergirl: He’s blonde.
Buffy: That’s nice.
Supergirl: Green skin, too.
Buffy: Am I beginning to see a trend here?
Supergirl: He’s blonde.
Buffy: That’s nice.
Supergirl: Green skin, too.
Buffy: Am I beginning to see a trend here?
Film — Animation
"Did I ever tell you I have a thing for brunettes?"
— Eugene to Rapunzel, Tangled
Film — Live-Action
"You WILL have: long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit, and legs that go ALL THE WAY UP!!"
— Val, Tremors
"I'm sorry, but I like a woman with some meat on her bones."
— Drax to Mantis, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
"I remember, when Bill was only five years old, I took him to the movies. It was a movie starring Lana Turner. "The Postman Always Rings Twice" with John Garfield. And whenever she would appear on the screen, Bill would begin to suck his thumb to an obscene amount. And I knew from this very moment, that this boy was a fool for blondes."
— Esteban Vihaio to The Bride (who is very much blonde), Kill Bill
Literature
Looking back, I see it always has — like everything else about her, fetishized over the years into an inescapable pattern of hopeless attraction and inevitable abandonment.
My first wife’s family fled the former Yugoslavia shortly before the end of the war; she had high cheekbones and pale eyes, set at a Baltic slant. My second wife had a wealth of long, slightly coarse hair, the color of unground cloves. My third wife told stories — ineptly, compulsively. All of them were, on average, at least five years my elder.
And sooner or later, all of them left me.
My first wife’s family fled the former Yugoslavia shortly before the end of the war; she had high cheekbones and pale eyes, set at a Baltic slant. My second wife had a wealth of long, slightly coarse hair, the color of unground cloves. My third wife told stories — ineptly, compulsively. All of them were, on average, at least five years my elder.
And sooner or later, all of them left me.
— The Emperor's Old Bones, by Gemma Files
"You have committed Akielos to an alliance because the Prince of Vere has blue eyes and blond hair."
— Nikandros to Damianos, Captive Prince
Video Games
"Oh, I love money... but more than money, I like pretty pretty. I no care if you king... your face is no good. You know?"
Western Animation
"Well, Bob, I was in love once, too. [...] With Shelby Schnabel, the most famous sharpshooter since Annie Oakley. [...] She left me for a married oil magnate. Then she left him for a married movie magnate. She's a magnate magnet."
— Fischoeder to Bob about Shelby's type, Bob's Burgers, "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal"
"I can handle Snotlout. And besides, I'm not into the macho Viking type. I like a little smarts. Like Fishlegs!"
— Heather to Astrid, Dragons: Riders of Berk, "Have Dragon Will Travel, Part 2"
Greg: [blushing] I-I just can't stop thinking about that woman at the show.
Marty: Oh, here we go, how big was she?
Greg: Eight feet tall... massive hair...
Marty: Oh, here we go, how big was she?
Greg: Eight feet tall... massive hair...
— Steven Universe, "Story for Steven"
Steven: Okay, nobody's going to say it? She kinda looked like Mom. [Pearl] noticed. I noticed. We all noticed.
Amethyst: Oh. Ohhhhh. That's why you were acting like such a goon!
Amethyst: Oh. Ohhhhh. That's why you were acting like such a goon!
— Steven Universe, "Last One Out of Beach City"
"Did I mention, I'm really into body hair."
— Principal Brown, The Amazing World of Gumball, "The Singing"
