Quotes / Hangover Sensitivity

Shepard: Ash?
Ashley: (groans)
Shepard: What have we here?
Ashley: Ah! Sir/Ma'am, I'm off duty...your voice, sir/ma'am...not so loud, pleasethankyou.
Shepard: Why are you curled up on the floor?
Ashley: Am I? Ugh, my head...so heavy...can't move.
Shepard: Ah. Enjoy your evening?
Ashley: I'll be back to work in 30...maybe 40. I swear, just give me 45 minutes, shh. Shh!
Shepard: Is it time to test the fire alarm? I think it is!
Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir/ma'am.
Shepard: Two million and we have a deal.
Ashley: You're a damn space pirate.
Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.
Ashley: I hate you.
Shepard: 'I hate you'...?
Ashley: Sir./Ma'am.
Shepard: As you were, Williams.
Ashley: Mmm...cold floor.

—Mass Effect 3

I. Am going. To die. Don't get me wrong. Great party. But...ugh, yeah, mmm. I'll just be here. Right here. Forever. Urgh...

—Tali, Mass Effect 3: Citadel

Reid: (cheering as loud as possible) A couple of hours. A couple of hours! You guys didn't come home until sunrise!
(cue Death Glare from the girls)
JJ: (deadpan) Why are you yelling?
Prentiss: (deadpan) Make him stop.
Morgan: What did you guys drink last night?
Garcia: The Green Fairy. You're in the FBI, could you get the entire crowd to stop cheering?
Morgan: (amused look)

—Criminal Minds, "A Family Affair"

Went out drinking late last night I had a blast
But now the morning light has come and kicked my ass
I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling to the bathroom again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again.

— The Offspring, "The Worst Hangover Ever"

Hawkeye: (wakes up, groans) (quietly) Trapper? Trapper?
Trapper: (mumbles) I'm not going to talk, unless you stop screaming.

— M*A*S*H

My whole body feels like dry mouth.

— Detective Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Oliver: GOOD MORNING!
Geoff: Ah. AH! No, ah, no loud. Loud is forbidden.

— Vagabond Starlight

"You measure... what a good time you had... by how much it fucks you up. You'll go out tonight. Get ripped. Get shitfaced. You'll wake up tomorrow. Somebody will talk to you, say, 'How was it last night?' You'll say, 'It was fantastic! I can't see. No sensation, no feeling, nothing! No sensation on the left side of my body! It's—oh! Oh! I can't even form sentences! You should've come, you'd have at least lost an ear!'"

— Dylan Moran

Senpai... Could you talk... a little quieter? Please? I have the worst headache right now...

— Mash, Fate/Gamers Only

When Quentin sat up he immediately wished he had in fact died in a catastrophic teleportation accident. Every hangover feels like the worst hangover you've ever had, but this one was definitely a classic. One for the ages. He felt like all the water had been forcibly sucked out of his body, like an apricot in a dehydration chamber, and replaced with venom from an angry adder.

—The Magician's Land

Bert: Mah heid, it's splittin'!

Mr. Farquhar: Oh, what a shocking noise!

Bert: Can you can hear it too?

— Carry On Abroad

"Dorien, Dorien, the cockroaches are stampedin' again!"

— Sharon Theodopolopodous, Birds of a Feather, "Rising Damp"

Sir Lancelot: I feel as if my head's been trepanned with a boathook.

Dr. Grimsdyke: You're lucky. I haven't even got a head.

— Doctor in Clover

Pudding: How do ya feel?

Samantha: My tongue tastes of rancid moss, my skull's being split to pieces with an axe, but apart from that, I'm alright.

— It's Awfully Bad for Your Eyes, Darling..., "A New Lease"

(General Motus has learned that all the legionaries have gotten drunk trying to find the magic potion among barrels of wine, and he is not pleased.)
General Motus: LEGIONARIES! YOU ARE THE DISGRACE OF THE ROMAN ARMY! YOU'VE BEHAVED LIKE BARBARIANS! IF CAESAR FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, YOU WILL BE FED TO THE LIONS!
Legionary: Let me be eaten, but stop screaming. Make him stop...

—Asterix in Britain

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