"I know I'm not gay. I mean, there's no way I can get into that kind of shape."
— Dom Irrera
"...And they basically just work out the chest, arms, and abs. Fuck the legs."
— Bruce Daniels
"My one friend was like, 'We are gonna get fucked up and go to Chippendale's!' I told her, 'I can get gay men to dance in my living room for free.' The Chippendale dancers are gay. They're gaaaaay. You have to suck cock to get abs like that. [beat] It doesn't work for women. I've tried."
