!!!Fiction
->Guess what, you are a G-MILF. That is a '''G'''rand'''M'''other that '''I''' would '''L'''ike to-[[CurseCutShort ]]
--> --[[{{Metalocalypse}} Skwisgaar Skwigelf]] [[note]]She doesn't fit the trope though. Skwisgaar's [[AnythingThatMoves just like that.]][[/note]]

->'''Apollo:''' Isn't she a little old for cute?\\
'''Trucy Wright:''' Apollo! Shame on you! Cute is eternal! Cute is timeless!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ApolloJusticeAceAttorney''

->'''[[TheCosbyShow Vanessa Huxtable]]''' Mom, you never said who that was.\\
'''Claire:''' Vanessa, if you '''''[[CantGetAwayWithNuthin LIVE]]''''' past tonight to become a mother of five, a grandmother of two, and can still wear a size 8 dress, maybe then you'll deserve to know.
-->--'''Series/ADifferentWorld''

->'''Joseph''': That's a picture. Of me. Sitting on a couch. With my legs spread open. Naked. This picture was on the cover of [=GDILFs=] Magazine's 'Top Ten Sexiest, Most [[PrecisionFStrike F*** able]] Grandpas'. I was number one. [[AccidentalInnuendo Beating both]] Monkey D. Garp from ''OnePiece'', and Uncle Iroh from ''[[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar]]''.\\
'''D'Arby''': How...recent...is that picture?\\
'''Joseph''': '''VERY...very...recent.'''
-->--JoJosBizarreAdventureAbridged''

!!!RealLife
->Iíve been trapped with men in elevators who say to me, ĎOh, I really used to like your mum. Sheís really hot.' I donít know what to say. If I say, ĎNo, sheís notí, that is really insulting to my mother, and if I say she is, it seems very wrong. She ''is'' smokiní, I guess.
-->--'''Creator/BenedictCumberbatch'''

->I kinda feel like my sexuality as an actress was something that I had to sign over to somebody else, some third party; and then you feel like you have to spend the rest of your career fighting to get it back... Makes me think about when you're walking down the street, and there are all these guys on the construction site and they whistle. And the feminist in me goes, 'How dare they.' And then one day [[HypocriticalHumor they stop whistling]] and you go, 'Don't stop! ''Whistle'', Goddammit!' So now that people would probably pay me to keep my clothes ''on'', I'm starting to get a bit loosey-goosey.
-->--'''Creator/ClaudiaBlack''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqfd01ftazM on]] her voice work in ''StrangeFrame''

->She was finding her sexuality again at 50 or whatever, and really just enjoying being a woman. I look like a younger woman, and I act like a younger woman. I just really like that; I like that she's just awakening to her free-spirited, kind of feminine side at the age that she's at...It wasn't just, 'You're the mom. Now go in there and bake. Bake some cookies.
-->--'''Ally Walker''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIL4qJziPHc on]] ''TaxiBrooklyn''

->When she filmed this video, Zsa Zsa Gabor was 76 years old and had the range of motion of a woman being digested by a snake. Corpses get better workouts when the gasses inside them shift. And this would all be normal for an elderly fitness video if there were old people doing it along with her. Instead, she has two gigantic body builders, Francois and Mike... [[BrainBleach It sounds pretty gross on paper]], but you don't get to be Miss Hungary 1936 without having a certain appeal. When she calls Francois over to help her stretch, [[TheVamp she is a predator on the hunt]] and the poor guy is way out of his league. Eight decades old or not, it only takes 8 seconds of flirting before Francois is ready to stick it in.
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->Honestly, I know I'm gonna sound really weird and perverted for saying this, but... "Grandma's" kinda hot. Don't gimme that!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''' on ''WesternAnimation/GrandmaGotRunOverByAReindeer''

->Creator/MonicaBellucci is 50. SHEíS FIF-TEE! Iím guessing that ''{{Film/Spectre}}'' is about Bondís search for the kind of virgin blood that Lucia Sciarra smears on her face. But more importantly, [[Film/TomorrowNeverDies what happened in 1996?]] Was there some kind of gas leak in the offices of the Bond producers that caused them to go crazy in the brains and cast Teri Hatcher over Monica Bellucci? At least Monicaís time has finally come. Iíll say what you say to yourself when your drunk piece finally busts one after 45 minutes of you giving him a hand job: Better late than never!
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/04/behold-the-new-bond-girls/ Michael K.]]'''

->'''Chris''': I think a recurring theme for ''Smallvillains'' has been that we love the hell out of Creator/JohnGlover and his hair. Thatís a fair assessment, right?\\
'''David''': I dunno, man. I mean -- I -- wait, what? [[DistractedByTheSexy Iím sorry, I was looking at John Gloverís hair.]] Where are we? Who are you?
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-13-beacon/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'', "Beacon"

->Typically whenever Hollywood announces that theyíre going to reboot something (aka ruin it), I canít roll my eyes fast enough or kick out enough chairs for Hollywood to take a seat, but not this time... Fox has confirmed that theyíre bringing ''The X-Files'' back for a six-episode event, and that David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson will return as FBI Special Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. No word on whether their hot no-nonsense hunk of a boss Skinner will be back, but thatís sort of irrelevant, considering heís still making appearances in my dreams.
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/24/fox-has-confirmed-that-an-x-files-reboot-is-happening/ DListed]]''''', "Fox Has Confirmed That An ''[[Series/TheXFiles X-Files]]'' Reboot Is Happening"

->During [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair's]] absence from {{Wrestling/WCW}} broadcasts, fans on the Internet were outraged. They did everything they could to support their hero, including voting for him in ''People Magazine''[='=]s online "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" poll. Flair came in second only to Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf from Radio/HowardStern with 17,145 votes, a feat made even more impressive since Hank was actually among the available choices, while Flair was a write-in candidate.
-->--'''R. D. Reynolds''' and '''Bryan Alvarez''', ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW''

->The main problem I have with the comic is the problem I had with [[Series/TheATeam the show]]. Hannibal is always hooking up with hot ladies, even though he's, like, 60. Come on ladies, he could be your father. Though it ''is'' Creator/LiamNeeson, so I guess it's understandable.
-->--Spacey, ''When a Plan Comes Together", a review of [[http://www.comicvine.com/a-team-war-stories-hannibal-1-the-luckiest-man-in-/4000-203970/user-reviews/2200-14683 The A-Team: War Stories: Hannibal]]

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