->We can't die, Bendis. And you know why? Because we are ''so very'' pretty. We are just too good-looking for God to let us die.
-->-- '''Sergeant Malcolm Reynolds''', ''{{Series/Firefly}}''

->If SirMixALot was the Secretary of Defense, [[http://static.thesuperficial.com/uploads/2015/01/the-crap-we-missed-0128-03.jpg this]] is what the average US soldier would look like.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/29/night-crumbs-277/ Michael K.]]''' on Music/NickiMinaj
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