->'''Otacon:''' The Franchise/DonkeyKong who fought that epic battle with [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]] was this guy's grandfather.\\
'''[[Franchise/MetalGear Snake]]:''' That was a long time ago. What about ''this'' Donkey Kong? Does he get along with Mario?\\
'''Otacon:''' Nope, they're still at it. Seems like they're always competing in something—kart racing, sports, you name it.

-> ''"Thanks, shadow self! We'll do battle later."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''

-> ''"I know that sometimes, [[Literature/CasinoRoyale the hero has to play baccarat with the enemy]], even though logically it would make more sense for them to just be trying to kill each other."''
-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> ''Well, you know what they say: keep you friends close, [[KeepingTheEnemyClose and you enemies a-closer.]] But they also say, if you enemy is a gigantic, spiked creature who breathes a-fire, keep him super duper close!"''
-->-- '''Mario''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQVjYNE2Kew Mario Sports Mix Conference]]''

->'''Janey:''' Wait a minute. How could Brer Rabbit be fishing next to Brer Wolf? Didn't he just try to have him for dinner?
->'''Brer Turtle:''' It's hard for you people folks to understand, but that's just the way us animals are. We might try to have each other for lunch one day or go bowling the next.
-->--''The Adventures Of Brer Rabbit (2006)''

->''"The game's premise is simple. Dr. Wily, the ''VideoGame/{{Mega Man|Classic}}'' series' perennial villain, has given up his goal of world domination. He is now seemingly content to dominate a single soccer stadium. Instead of prancing about a small square room until Mega Man shows up, Dr. Wily's evil robots resign themselves to kicking a ball around a field until Mega Man shows up. And instead of [[JokerImmunity shooting Dr. Wily between the eyes and saving society the trouble of having to put up with him ever again]], Mega Man opts to challenge each of his robot minions to tedious, crudely animated soccer match."''
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article/18352_the-6-worst-games-ever-farted-out-by-beloved-franchises/#ixzz33YFyRZhn "The 6 Worst Games Ever Farted Out by Beloved Franchises"]]

->'''[[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]:''' When I think of [[Characters/SuperMarioBrosBowser Bowser]], I always picture him deep in his castle, steeling himself for a fight.\\
'''Viridi:''' Or, you know, playing golf or [[TropeNamers racing a go-kart]].\\
'''Pit:''' He's looking pretty aggro today. Must be because [[NoFourthWall he's in a fighting game]].
-->--''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Bros for Wii U]]''

->'''[[VideoGame/StarFox Fox]]:''' Hey, I know this is awkward, but it's honestly not that big a deal. Wolf and I got over ''our'' differences! Once you let go of your rivalry, you might find you really enjoy each other's company. You might realize you have a lot in common! Lots of us have learned that, sometimes, a villain is just a misunderstood friend.\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus]]:''' Ridley killed my parents.\\
''([[{{Beat}} beat]])''\\
'''Ridley:''' ''One'' time!
-->--''[[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=092214 Awkward Zombie]]''

->MARIO?! What are YOU doing here? Do we have a kart race scheduled for today?
-->-- '''Bowser''', ''VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash''

->'''Amy:''' Eggman and I are...Fuzzy Puppy Buddies!\\
'''Tails:''' (surprised) You're ''friends'' with Eggman?!\\
'''Amy:''' We're only friends when we're not battling.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'', "Fuzzy Puppy Buddies"