Quotes / Girlfriend in Canada

Reynaldo Rivera:Canada es un pais donde viven las novias falsas... Canada is a country where fake girlfriends live.
So Random!, Learning Spanish with Reynaldo Rivera

Moe: Don't you dumb hags know that all male figure skaters are twinkly in the lutz.
Elvin Stojko: That's a common misconception. I have a girlfriend in Vancouver.
Moe: Made-up girlfriend, made-up city!
The Simpsons, "Kill Gill, Volumes I & II"