Interviewee: In all the press you do, you talk about what an amazing workplace this is for women, but you're a straight up abusive boss. Yeah, you just mask it in feminist catchphrases.
Mary Seabird: Yeah, sure, I'm tough! Sure, I'm demanding. Sure, I lie to my shareholders. But Seabird is an amazing workplace for women. You know why? Mimosa Tuesdays. Every Tuesdays we have free mimosas. [Phone starts ringing.] One sec. Yas Queen? Oh, you're being hysterical. I'm not sleeping with your husband, you're my best friend. You're nuts. [Hangs up.] Before you jump to any conclusions, I am sleeping with my best friend's husband and I own it!
Interviewee: So you're a bad friend too.
Mary Seabird: Yeah, sure, I'm tough! Sure, I'm demanding. Sure, I lie to my shareholders. But Seabird is an amazing workplace for women. You know why? Mimosa Tuesdays. Every Tuesdays we have free mimosas. [Phone starts ringing.] One sec. Yas Queen? Oh, you're being hysterical. I'm not sleeping with your husband, you're my best friend. You're nuts. [Hangs up.] Before you jump to any conclusions, I am sleeping with my best friend's husband and I own it!
Interviewee: So you're a bad friend too.
