Sarah Bernhardt: Mr. Shaw, you and I should make love, for with my looks and your brains we would have wonderful children.
George Bernard Shaw: Aha! But what if the child were born with my looks and your brain? ...
(walks outside)
Oh no, I've just blown out a definite shag!
George Bernard Shaw: Aha! But what if the child were born with my looks and your brain? ...
(walks outside)
Oh no, I've just blown out a definite shag!
Sarah Bernhardt: Mr. Shaw, fancy a shag?
George Bernard Shaw: "Fancy"? It is the darling of society but the outcast of the soul... oh no, I've done it again!
George Bernard Shaw: "Fancy"? It is the darling of society but the outcast of the soul... oh no, I've done it again!
— Sketch from The Mary Whitehouse Experience
