Paul Newman's half Jewish
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them both together
What a fine looking Jew!
— Adam Sandler, "The Hannukah Song"
"The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them."
— Irving Kristol
"What's up, my hot little Jewish-American princess?"
— Puck: [to Rachel], Glee
HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.
"I consider myself a nice Jewish girl."
——Lindsey E. Vuolo, Playboy Magazine's Playmate of the Month, November 2001
We are Ninja Sex Party!
Musically seducing all the hotties!
Brian's a ninja!
Danny's a hot Jew!
And we are best friends!
Yeah! We are best friends, it's true!
Musically seducing all the hotties!
Brian's a ninja!
Danny's a hot Jew!
And we are best friends!
Yeah! We are best friends, it's true!
— Ninja Sex Party, NSP Theme Song
"No conditioner is able to tame the beastly Judaism that lays within."
— Dan Avidan (talking about his frizzy hair), Game Grumps
