Quotes / Gelzo

"Wow, this is the most praise I've received on this site for something that wasn't a pun."
Gelzo

"When I get married, we're going to touch our rings together and yell,

"Wonder Spouse powers, activate!""
Gelzo

"Welcome to Corneria!"
Gelzo

"I enjoy reading locked topics. Fail in general is entertaining."
Gelzo

"GO ON MY CHILD

FEED MY BLOATED EGO

YESSSSSSS"
krrackknut doing a cracker-jack impression of me.

"Gelzo. He's a notorious forum troll. The mods haven't banned him yet because they're sexually attracted to him."
Gelzo

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