Quotes: Gelzo

Wow, this is the most praise I've received on this site for something that wasn't a pun.
—Gelzo

When I get married, we're going to touch our rings together and yell,

"Wonder Spouse powers, activate!"
—Gelzo

—Gelzo

I enjoy reading locked topics. Fail in general is entertaining.
—Gelzo

GO ON MY CHILD

FEED MY BLOATED EGO

YESSSSSSS

krrackknut doing a cracker-jack impression of me.

Gelzo. He's a notorious forum troll. The mods haven't banned him yet because they're sexually attracted to him.
—Gelzo