Quotes / Gelzo

"Wow, this is the most praise I've received on this site for something that wasn't a pun."

— Gelzo

"When I get married, we're going to touch our rings together and yell,

"Wonder Spouse powers, activate!""

— Gelzo

"Welcome to Corneria!"

— Gelzo

"I enjoy reading locked topics. Fail in general is entertaining."

— Gelzo

"GO ON MY CHILD

FEED MY BLOATED EGO

YESSSSSSS"

— krrackknut doing a cracker-jack impression of me.

"Gelzo. He's a notorious forum troll. The mods haven't banned him yet because they're sexually attracted to him."

— Gelzo

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