Quotes / Gender Bender

"Bending? Hell, it's a gender moebius strip...."

"You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl"
David Bowie, "Rebel Rebel"

Sanji: So you were at the Marine HQ with Luffy. Luffy you lucky little rascal! I mean it must have been tough, I want you to tell me everything. [holds out his hand] My lady...
Ivankov: [transforms back into a Okama man] So, who are you?
Sanji: God dammit! I knew this was coming! Fuck you!

(And then Alisia finds Igno. Who's still turned into a girl, just 'cause.)
Igno: Oh, erm, hey.
Alisia: hello mister miss....
Igno: Er, what?
Alisia: hello mister miss
Igno: Er, yeah, I heard it, but why do you say that?
Alisia: my eyes are picking you up as a mister and a miss...I dunno which to say so mister miss

Dean: If you were a 600 year-old hag and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you pick a hot cheerleader? I would...
— "It's the Great Pumpkin Sam Winchester", Supernatural

Frylock: "Well, no, Carl, see heh, you're not just dressed like a woman."
Carl: [Beat] "Oh, do go on, please!"

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