->''"Man, I guess spinach is an expensive habit to keep up if Popeye's turned to drug dealing."''
--> -- '''Linkara''', ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall''

->''"Ally, I think I have a chicken pot pie problem."
--> -- '''Dez''', ''AustinAndAlly''

->'''Ch'Vorthq:''' Sergeant, you will be drinking a very heavy stimulant cocktail cut with shampoo and inert ultra-tensile carbon.\\
'''Schlock:''' I don't drink it. I eat it straight.\\
'''Ch'Vorthq:''' ''(dryly)'' And I suspect you're addicted to it.\\
'''Schlock:''' ''(draws gun)'' Step away from the Tub of Happiness.
--> -- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''