Quotes / Funny Answering Machine

This is the answering machine of some other guy. You must have dialed the wrong number. Please leave your apologies after the beep.

—"Answer" from Nobody Here

Believe it or not, George isn't at home
Please leave a message at the beep
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home

— George’s answering machine message sung to the The Greatest American Hero theme, Seinfeld

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