"Lois is DTP, y’all. Down To Party."
"Enough with the doom and gloom, let's dance!"
"A man has no fear of danger, when there is fun to had."
—Taigiru, Digimon Xros Wars
Jim tried to suppress his laughter, and failed. One more victim, sucked in by John. You get in the room with him and you just fall into a warm pool of beer and video games and penis jokes, staring out at the universe with him and saying, "Do you believe this shit?"
I thought, not for the first time, that John could start a pretty fucking successful cult.