Quotes: Friendly Neighborhood Vampire

"...You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love, (and a pesky curse) defanged me. Now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth."
Spike describing Angel, Angel

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You fellas take turns nibbling on me innards, than you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: That's disgusting! We just want the hat back!