Quotes / Friendly Neighborhood Vampire

You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love, (and a pesky curse) defanged me. Now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
Spike describing Angel

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You fellas take turns nibbling on me innards, than you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: That's disgusting! We just want the hat back!

The first time I changed, I was looking up at one of the moons. It seemed so perfect, so peaceful, that I wanted to sing my joy for all to hear. I threw back my head and my cry changed from a scream to a howl in mid-note. I was astonished, but not frightened, because it felt... right. I ran through the forest that night, my sharp new senses opening up a whole new world to me.

The Witch Hunters say that I must be wicked, that I've consorted with Chaos. I have done no such thing. I pray to Sigmar. I have never harmed anyone who did not try to harm me first. When the forces of the Vampire Count Manfred came to attack a village that I had been staying at, my abilities allowed me to know about it far in advance and I raised an alarm that saved many lives. Yet the Empire's authorities would call me a mutant and kill me if they could.

Do you know what has changed the most about me? I'm now glad I'm not human, for a small and petty race you are.
Renata, werewolf in entertainer's clothing, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay