Quotes / Friendly Neighborhood Vampire

You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love, (and a pesky curse) defanged me. Now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
Spike describing Angel

Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You fellas take turns nibbling on me innards, than you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen: That's disgusting! We just want the hat back!

The first time I changed, I was looking up at one of the moons. It seemed so perfect, so peaceful, that I wanted to sing my joy for all to hear. I threw back my head and my cry changed from a scream to a howl in mid-note. I was astonished, but not frightened, because it felt... right. I ran through the forest that night, my sharp new senses opening up a whole new world to me.
The Witch Hunters say that I must be wicked, that I've consorted with Chaos. I have done no such thing. I pray to Sigmar. I have never harmed anyone who did not try to harm me first. When the forces of the Vampire Count Manfred came to attack a village that I had been staying at, my abilities allowed me to know about it far in advance and I raised an alarm that saved many lives. Yet the Empire's authorities would call me a mutant and kill me if they could.
Do you know what has changed the most about me? I'm now glad I'm not human, for a small and petty race you are.
Renata, werewolf in entertainer's clothing, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay

And then there are those who lay low. Not all are murderous beasts. You will never hear of them. In a world of apocalyptic conflicts, they are invisible. They are the vampires that lead anonymous, quiet lives, feeding only from consenting donors or partners. They are out there. They might be the manager of a motel, the one running the register at the all-night adult bookstore, or even someone you know. The mirrors do not reveal them.
The Buzzing, The Secret World

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