Quotes: Friendly Neighborhood Vampire
"...You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love, (and a pesky curse) defanged me. Now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth."
— Spike describing Angel, Angel
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no! I've seen this on the late show! You fellas take turns nibbling on me innards, than you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards!